Glaring blue light

Uncle Doctor says I have jaundice (something about 192 count being acceptable), and although it's an acceptable level for people my age, he wants me to stay another night. They are putting me under this fascinating UV lighting. I hope I don't get too tanned. This means I can't go home yet. The good thing is Mama will be staying with me too. Mama and Papa are looking a little tired and I haven't left the hospital yet. Many nice aunties and uncles have come to pay me a visit. They seem like a jolly lot even though I'm mostly too sleepy to entertain them. With all the lovely pressies and flowers, I feel like a celebrity already. Thank you to all my fans out there.